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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:56
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Does pressing a girls boobs hurt?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
—
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can someone write me a sex story?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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